When you get to my age life seems little more
than one long march to and from the lavatory.
-- John Mortimer
1923-, British
Barrister, Novelist
I
think in twenty years I'll be looked at like Bob
Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit.
It scares me.
-- Eddie Murphy
1961-, American
Actor, Comedian, Producer
Middle age is when you've met so many people
that every new person you meet reminds you of
someone else.
-- Ogden Nash
1902-1971,
American Humorous Poet
In
mid-life the man wants to see how irresistible
he still is to younger women. How they turn
their hearts to stone and more or less commit a
murder of their marriage I just don't know, but
they do.
-- Patricia Neal
