Though
women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil.
-- Lord Byron
1788-1824, British
Poet
Love
and marriage, love and marriage go together like a
horse and carriage. Dad was told by mother. You
can't have one without the other.
-- Sammy Cahn
The
deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the
hurly-burly of the chaise-lounge.
-- Patrick Campbell
1913-1980, Irish
Humorist
If
variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big
can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson
1925-, American TV
Personality, Businessman