The
sum and substance of female education in America, as
in England, is training women to consider marriage
as the sole object in life, and to pretend that they
do not think so.
-- Harriet Martineau
1802-1876, British
Writer, Social Critic
One of
the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive
wife.
-- Groucho Marx
1895-1977, American
Comic Actor
Eighty
percent of married men cheat in America. The rest
cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason
American Comedian
A
happy marriage is a long conversation which always
seems too short.
-- Andre Maurois
1885-1967, French
Writer
