My
divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's
what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen
years.
-- Lee Trevino
1939-, American
Golfer
It
takes two to destroy a marriage.
-- Margaret Trudeau
Wife of Former
Canadian Prime Minister, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
You
can't stay married in a situation where you are
afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut
your throat.
-- Mike Tyson
1966-, American Boxer
If you
think you have trouble supporting a wife, try not
supporting her.
-- Source Unknown