The
older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how
much ignorance one can contain without bursting
one's clothes.
-- Mark Twain
1835-1910, American
Humorist, Writer
Life
would be infinitely happier if we could only be born
at the age of eighty and gradually approach
eighteen.
-- Mark Twain
1835-1910, American
Humorist, Writer
Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and
girls will see more in the next fifty years than
Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.
-- Mark Twain
1835-1910, American
Humorist, Writer
When
your friends begin to flatter you on how young you
look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-- Mark Twain
1835-1910, American
Humorist, Writer