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I don't drink
any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is
Dean Martin.
-- Joe E. Lewis
American Writer
A man is never
drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
-- Joe E. Lewis
American Writer
I always wake
up at the crack of ice.
-- Joe E. Lewis
American Writer
I believe, if
we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their
hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of
any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness
in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
-- Abraham Lincoln
1809-1865, Sixteenth
President of the USA
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I'd hate to be
a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing
that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
-- Dean Martin
1917-1995, French-born
American-born American Actor, Singer, Lush
If you drink,
don't drive. Don't even putt.
-- Dean Martin
1917-1995, French-born
American-born American Actor, Singer, Lush
Prohibition
may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't
hold water.
-- Thomas L. Masson
A
prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink
with, even if he drank.
-- H. L. Mencken
1880-1956, American Editor,
Author, Critic, Humorist
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