The
cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
-- W. C. Fields
1879-1946, American
Actor
You
can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns
crooked in it.
-- W. C. Fields
1879-1946, American
Actor
Wine
hath drowned more men than the sea.
-- Thomas Fuller
1608-1661, British
Clergyman, Author
A
drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money
runs into.
-- Thomas Fuller
1608-1661, British
Clergyman, Author