It is
immoral to get drunk because the headache comes
after the drinking, but if the headache came first
and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to
get drunk.
-- Samuel Butler
1612-1680, British
Poet, Satirist
Let us
have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and
soda water the day after.
-- Lord Byron
1788-1824, British
Poet
Man,
being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life
is but intoxication.
-- Lord Byron
1788-1824, British
Poet
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the
second is intimate, the third is routine. After that
you take the girl's clothes off.
-- Raymond Chandler
1888-1959, American
Author