A princely
marriage is the brilliant edition of a universal fact, and, as
such, it rivets mankind.
-- Walter Bagehot
1826-1877,
British Economist, Critic
That is ever the
way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the
corpse.
-- Sir James M.
Barrie
1860-1937, British
Playwright
Bride. A woman
with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
-- Ambrose Bierce
1842-1914,
American Author, Editor, Journalist, ''The Devil's Dictionary''
Girls usually
have a paper mâché face on their wedding day.
-- Sidonie Gabrielle
Colette
1873-1954, French
Author
Wedding is
destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood
1497?-1580?,
British Dramatist, Proverb Collection
It is amazing at
how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a
worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of
gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold
I belong to
Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married,
they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my
toast for me.
-- Dick Martin
American Actor
I was married by
a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx
1895-1977,
American Comic Actor
