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In the city a
funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country
it is a form of popular entertainment.
-- George Ade
1866-1944, American Humorist,
Playwright
Even the best
of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
-- Kehlog Albran
1933-?, Author born in
Brest-Litovsk
A funeral is a
pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by
enriching the undertaker.
-- Ambrose Bierce
1842-1914, American Author,
Editor, Journalist, ''The Devil's Dictionary''
A funeral
eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the
evidence is all in.
-- Irvin S. Cobb
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