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What do you get
when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
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Why doesn't
Dracula have any friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!
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Why did the
mummy call the doctor?
Because he was coffin.
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Why did the
ghost go to the doctor?
To get his boo-ster shot?
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Why are there
fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
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Who did
Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
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Where does
Dracula water ski?
On Lake Erie
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Where does Count
Dracula make his withdrawals?
At the blood bank.
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When does a
ghost need a license?
During "haunting" season.
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Why do witches
use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
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How do witches
keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
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What do you get
when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
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Do zombies eat
popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately... Why don't skeletons
ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
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A tourist in
Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears
some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the
source.
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He finally
locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a
headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he
realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being
played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a
friend to return with him.
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By the time they
arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is
the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being
played backward.
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Curious, the men
agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the
expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert
notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order
in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
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By the next day
the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave.
They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played
backward.
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Just then the
graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd
asks him if he has an explanation for the music.
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"Oh, it's
nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's just
decomposing!"
